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dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: driveway)

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e-xhausted:

too much random dancing huh

(Source: lefunyon)

stout-shako:

i want skrillex to play as i give birth to my first child

(Source: fixitfelix-jr)

clamperl:

clamperl:

I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES

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uhmonda:

i shaved one leg and then i gave up on life

i feel bad for nice sharks because no matter how nice they are everyone screams and swims away scared shitless like maybe that shark just wanted to braid hairs and talk about celebs

(Source: macaronis)

coolscar:

My eyes look sad but my body doesn’t

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

(Source: schadenfreudic)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

10knotes:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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kirku:

msbroccolihead:

apparently Disney World’s Aladdin was fired for selling pot to Cinderella

#talk about showing someone a whole new world